Monday, January 23, 2006
Make you believe that I am God?
On a cool Autumn night, you are gazing up at the sky when a being suddenly appears and asks, "What can I do to make you believe that I am God?" What is your answer?
Here are some responses I received. More responses are in my book The Paradox of God.
- You could ask Him to explain why He believed he was God.
- You could ask Him to find a rock He can’t lift, and lift it.
- First, ask the being to define what God is. Second, ask for five arguments -- understandable to the best human minds -- that provide testable evidence as to the existence of God. Finally, make sure that Steven J. Gould, Martin Gardner, and Richard Dawkins would accept this evidence.
- Is it possible that there is no single act that could be used to convince you that the being was God? Because anything God says or does could result from a sufficiently advanced technology, we could not know if God is merely some alien playing jokes on humans. However, if the entity is God, He should be able to adjust the nature of our brains so that we truly believe that the entity is God.
He cried and said, ‘Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue! For I am in anguish in this flame.’
"But Abraham said, ‘Son, remember that you, in your lifetime, received your good things, and Lazarus, in like manner, bad things. But now here he is comforted and you are in anguish. Besides all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed, that those who want to pass from here to you are not able, and that none may cross over from there to us.’
He said, ‘I ask you therefore, father, that you would send him to my father’s house; for I have five brothers, that he may testify to them, so they won’t also come into this place of torment.’
"But Abraham said to him,
‘They have Moses and the prophets. Let them listen to them.’
"He said, ‘No, father Abraham, but if one goes to them from the dead, they will repent.’
"He said to him, ‘If they don’t listen to Moses and the prophets,
neither will they be persuaded if one rises from the dead.’"
2. It is only our ego that makes us think we could ask God an intelligent question to begin with.
3. May I refer you to a PBS play that was shown years ago by the name "Steambath". I think, if I remember correctly, one of the actors was Bill Bixby (sp). God was a Porta Rican janitor and Bixby’s character couldn't deal with that. I think the same holds true here. We expect God to be something It isn't. Most likely something we can't comprehend..
but my approach to the ultimate
and it's approach to me
has been specifically chosen
to bypass any charlatanry,
and if the ultimate universal hologram
which I approach only in my being,
were to suddenly unplug itself
from me, inside, take on a bodily guise,
and walk up to me as Charlize Theron,
I would assume a scam was occurring,
and that the entire episode
was a mortal fabrication.
If I were to be wrong, and Charlize/God
really DID wish to mate with me forever,
and lift me to co-God status with her,
I would undoubtedly refuse, and so lose out.
I don't expect a divine-homunculus materialization
anytime soon, however.
Until then, I'll have to just make do
with no dolly, no crucifix, no prayer rug,
no Elmer Gantry, or Charlize Gantry,
the unspeakably beautiful universe,
the inner connection, & me.
I would ask God to cook a dish so disgusting even he couldn't eat it. And then I'd eat it.
Man, that would be a great story to tell people over a couple of beers.
I'll be checking this site more in detail from now on.
Have a nice day.
Any material proof offered might be a lie, or beyond our power to independantly verify.
Any "act" that changes our nature (for example, changing our brains so we "know" the being's claims are true) could also be effected by naturalistic means like drugs, brainwashing or the deft rearrangements of our neurons. In principle, we can have no confidence that a powerful, but non-divine being is not manipulating us at that level to make us think his proofs are sound.
If confronted by such a being, my conversation would go like this:
Being: What can I do to prove I am God?
Me: I can know little with absolute certainty. Nothing I ask for by way of proof is incapable of fabrication by a non-divine being. Unless I am greater than you, unless I become your God in the way you suggest you are to me, proof is impossible, and even then, I may be deceived. Your proofs are useful, but I am warning you that there will always be a shortfall that will need to be filled by Faith, just like Gödel's incompleteness theorem in mathematics states there are statements that are true although they cannot be formally proved.
As a limited, matter-based being, all I can say is: if you can do all the things my definition of God requires, such as intervening in my world to guide me, answer prayers, provide correction, protection and justice; if you can cause my conscious essence to persist after my bodily demise and cause me to exist with some purpose eternally in an afterlife, (including beyond the heat death of this material universe, because I mean "eternal" in the strong sense); if you can relate to me as a personal diety, forgive me of sins (if sins require forgiveness), and if there is no entity capable of countermanding you, then ultimately, if I cannot know if you *are* the one, true God, then I don't care either, because you are indistinguishable from God in every sense that matters to me as a person.
Place your responses in seven sealed, stamped envelopes and send them to seven magazines of your choice.
If it get's published seven times, you've got my vote.
If God created everything then his absence should uncreate everything. Not "destroy" and change a planet into an asteroid belt...or kill a person, but cease everything.
A much better description comes from the Free Online Dictionary which states that hypnosis is: an artificially induced state of consciousness, characterised by heightened suggestibility and receptivity to direction. So what does this mean and how can it be used to your advantage?
Well, the subject of hypnosis has been discussed and pondered since the late 1700s. Many explanations and theories have come and gone though science, however, has yet to supply a valid and well-established definition of how it actually happens. It's fairly unlikely that the scientific community will arrive at a definitive explanation for hypnosis in the near future either, as the untapped resources of our 'mostly' uncharted mind still remain something of a mystery.
However, the general characteristics of hypnosis are well documented. It is a trance state characterized by extreme suggestibility, deep relaxation and heightened imaginative functioning. It's not really like sleep at all, because the subject is alert the whole time. It is most often compared to daydreaming, or the feeling you get when you watch a movie or read a captivating book. You are fully conscious, but you tune out most of the outside world. Your focus is concentrated intensely on the mental processes you are experiencing - if movies didn't provide such disassociation with everyday life and put a person in a very receptive state then they would not be as popular (nor would TV advertising be as effective!). Have you ever stated that a film wasn't great because you just couldn't 'get into it'???
This works very simply; while daydream or watching a movie, an imaginary world becomes almost real to you because it fully engages your emotional responses. Such mental pursuits will on most occasions cause real emotional responses such as fear, sadness or happiness (have you ever cried at a sad movie, felt excited by a future event not yet taken place or shivered at the thought of your worst fear?).
It is widely accepted that these states are all forms of self-hypnosis. If you take this view you can easily see that you go into and out of mild hypnotic states on a daily basis - when driving home from work, washing the dishes, or even listening to a boring conversation. Although these situations produce a mental state that is very receptive to suggestion the most powerful time for self-change occurs in the trance state brought on by intentional relaxation and focusing exercises. This deep hypnosis is often compared to the relaxed mental state between wakefulness and sleep.
In this mental state, people feel uninhibited and relaxed and they release all worries and doubts that normally occupy their mind. A similar experience occurs while you are daydreaming or watching the TV. You become so involved in the onscreen antics
They will all desire that I have total control over everything, & with great enthusiam will make happen my every edict.
If the entity was truly God & made this happen, about an hour after noon I would turn to Him & say, "Now, just exactly what do you want me to do with this mess? Your answer must be perfect & every one of the seven billion must agree completely".
And we all lived happily ever after.
If Charlize walked up to me & said "I would like to be with you and mate with you forever", I would completely & irrevocably believe in God.